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Boss was on the 25th floor of a building;he called up the clerk on the ground floor for an important file.Since it was urgent,the boss told the clerk it was an emergency and that he shud hurry with the file.After more than 30mins. the clerk appeared all tired and panting for breath.Boss:What took u so long?Clerk:When I went to the lift it said during an emergency please use the staircase.

1 drunk asked the other:What a beautiful night,look at the moon.Other drunk: U are wrong,thats not the moon,that s the sun.Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking; they stopped him,Sir,pls help settle our argument?Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining.Is it the moon or the sun?3rd man looked at the sky and said,Sorry, I dont live around here.

Professor of literature asked a general question in the class. According to English rites, why do bride and groom shake hands at the time of wedding? Rohan: It s similar to the customary ceremony of shaking hands by 2 wrestlers before entering the wrestling arena.